cunt war

Usually a petty rivalry amongst two women who both share romantic or sexual interest in the same guy.

Person 1: Dude did you see Jessica and Katie, they both love Mike.

Person 2: Yeah I did see that, they are having a cunt war.

by ManFucker84 February 1, 2021

Professional Cunt

A female who has completely mastered the art of being a ruthless bitch and doesn't give a single fuck about what they say to OR about a certain person; usually towards another female who has offended them in some way. Or just doesn't deserve to breathe the air on this planet. It can also be towards the opposite sex who completely deserves every shitty thing that ever happens to them in life.

Cindy: "Oh well, i got what i wanted out of him. A booty call & my ex seen the hickey on his neck. & probably got upset in front of his new redheaded whore of a girlfriend, causing a fight & possibly a break up. Which hopefully lead to police being called & people being put in the back of cop cars for a domestic dispute. You know, because she's a redheaded crooked nosed piece of trash bitch, & she hates her life."

Becky: "LMAO you are totally a professional cunt."

by ProfeshCunt101 January 22, 2012

backdoor cunt

A slang term for one's anus/bumhole.

After I have a poo, I always wipe my backdoor cunt.

by walvy January 24, 2012

cunt double

When a female porn star's vagina needs a break.

Female porn star, "my pussy is getting tired. Bring in the cunt double!"

by HamSolo February 12, 2012

Cunt Plug

noun: \ˈkənt\ \ˈpləg\
An absorbing material inserted into the cunt during menstruation to absorb the flow of bloody fluids.

My cunt is leaking. Does anyone have a cunt plug to soak up the mess.

by vincent meleco September 5, 2011

Chiseled cunt

A female bodybuilder who is also a raving, lunatic bitch; also defines any male/female on steroids who acts like a child, or a pussy.

"Ew, see Julie over there? She's on so many 'roids, she's a chiseled cunt!"
Also, "Good gracious, Taylor Lautner is such a chiseled cunt! He's built but still acts like a pussy!"

by Kendromeda September 24, 2011

Superdrylunch cunt

Somebody who only wears superdry and is generally a bit of a twat. In reference to dry lunch.

Look at that person over there! He's wearing all superdry!

Yeah he's a Superdrylunch cunt.

by Indie3 October 10, 2011