Shit Finger

When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.

My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.

by Cosmo88 January 11, 2016

Shit-fucker

A person who fucks shit

You are such a shit-fucker

by Samantha Elizabeth Smith March 20, 2016

shit sakes

totally overwhelmed by nonsensical random events or situations.

For shit sakes, I need to replace the clutch because my paid warranty refuses to cover parts and labor.

by SteakAlwaysMadeMeEatMyLimaBean March 30, 2016

Shit Snake

A long and glorious shit that often clogs the toilet.

"I need a plunger to fight this massive shit snake!"

by FLAMINGEPICNUKEFAIL November 15, 2016

That's that hood shit

Something that's straight hood...

Were you get that juice in the wonton soup cup? That's that hood shit..

by bt3101 December 9, 2016

no shit aye

Regular Australian term used for agreeing with people.

"This is the best beer ever."
"Aw no shit aye"

by Send Newdz December 25, 2016

Jedi Shit

That good weed

Ay bro, you got that Jedi shit?

by TROCKKKKKKK October 28, 2018