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s.w.a.g. 

stupid wild ass guess

Originally a derogatory term against having to be pinned down to unpredictable plans. Arose while "efficiency experts" were getting their reputations, and before political correctness started softening such terms.
"The Estimating Department required my S.W.A.G. in a hurry, then later blamed me for not holding to my 'promised' schedule and budget."
s.w.a.g. by Perpetual Worker April 1, 2009

S.T.A.P.L.E.S. 

Sack of, Talkative, Abusive, Potheaded, Lazy, Easy, Shit
guy1: He's so fucking burnt ... He's STAPLES! Does this guy ever shut the FUCK up!????? I wish he'd leave his basement!

guy2: He should impress us with something other than watching too many TV specials... possibly obtaining a straight girlfriend that fucks men!??

guy1: One that doesn't weigh in at truck stops on her way to pickup free pot for him!?? That'll be a cold day in HELL! So wait the person he dates now is a female??? I thought that was a man!??????? Are you sure it isn't!????
"Ugh your such a S.H.A.B right now. "
"Lol in high school you were such a S.H.A.B
S.H.A.B by RocksBeats76 May 2, 2013

H.U.S.B.A.N.D

Handsome Useful Smart But At Night Dangerous. Cuz he might try to fuck you up or cheat on you.
Wife 1: My husband is the best!
Wife 2: WAIT, Isn't that H.U.S.B.A.N.D mine?!?!?

S.E.A.L. 

1.a man in the navy
2. a donkey with a gun
3. a millitary fag with a big ass gun
1. haha look at that seal haha
2. o Shit!!! its a S.E.A.L.!! run!!!!!!!
3.OMG its a SEAL
S.E.A.L. by seal January 30, 2003
Acronym for Amboy Is Dying Slowing. Amboy being short for Perth Amboy, NJ highest AIDS count in Middlesex County.
Guy 1: Yo, that girl from Perth Amboy is bangin'

Guy 2: You know what A.I.D.S. stands for right?

Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Amboy Is Dying Slowly. Stay away from them skanks before your dick falls off.

Guy 1: Damn
A.I.D.S by Nyaar November 16, 2012