Wet Dream

A wet dream is a sensual and erotic vision in your sleep. Wet dreams can be a way to gauge ones sexual prowess.

I had a wet dream while taking a nap earlier today. It was so awesome I'm going to stop watching porn and masturbating.

by Chief Lotsadough August 29, 2021

Wet bre

A wet bre is when someone with twilight sparkle cosplay comes up to you on the street and aggressively shits rainbows on your head. All while sharing the word of god.

I hate this city! Someone gave me a wet bre at the farmers market!

by anonymous May 16, 2022

wet pony

An erected penis covered in vaginal discharge.

He was not amused to see that her wonderpocket had given him a smelly wet pony.

by catalys July 25, 2018

Wet collar crime

Being an illegal alien and doing things like having stolen social security card. Fake workpapers et Federer.

Instead of building a wall they could prosecute all the wet collar crimes going on

by sphixster December 14, 2023

Wet shiatsu

When you have sex while sitting in a massage chair.

I broke my massage chair when I got my first wet shiatsu.

by Bigwetone January 14, 2018

Greco Wet

Fetch af, everything on fleek.

Specifically used in the circles of marine biologists to define the effectiveness of a current data set.

That halibut sample is Greco wet

by Schmeagler April 3, 2022

Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025