ur mum

when someone fucks ur mum they say ur mum to tell you that they fucked ur fat mum.
ex:

them: 'what did you do'
you: 'ur mum'

by riya <33 ily January 18, 2022

Ur Sonny a Honey

Catastrophic.
World ending.
Think of the destructive energy of the Deathstar, plus the Halo Nova Bomb, all directed at one human being. The recovery time for a person often exceeds his or her natural life span.

Its mere use of this phrase is outlawed and enforced in 250 countries and is punishable by death in 78 of those. Use at your own peril, in moments of extreme need. If you crave suffering, this weapon will reap for you.

Person 1:"Ur mom gay"
Person 2:"Ur Granny a Tranny"
Person 1:"Ur Sonny a Honey"
*Person 2 violently starts choking on his blood and his skin turns red and starts to ripple.

by TheBeamz May 10, 2018

ur dad

The best way to defeat someone when in a ur mom argument.

Person 1: Hey Carellius, what'sup?
Person 2: ur mom
Person 1: no u
Person 2: No, ur mom
Person 1: No, ur dad.
Person 2 dies instantly.

by Jefferious January 20, 2020

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom is gay

by anonymous March 1, 2022

“ur actually gonna piss me off”

when u try to hit bro nic and he said “no” so u gotta hit em wit the

“ur actually gonna piss me off” 🥸

me: “ur actually gonna piss me off”
bro: “YoUr ACutALly GoNNa PiSs mE OfF”

me: “ok bro”

by magnusdelta66 March 9, 2024

Ur

The beginning of the end

Billy:hey tommy, guess what
Tommy:what
Billy:ur-
Tommy's heart rate skyrocketed as he realized that Billy's is going to use the forbidden ultimate weapon

by ear_boot May 23, 2018

Ur mum

a phrase you use when you have no good comebacks.

"you are an ugly ass"
"Ur mum"

by mez_is_cool_sort of February 24, 2022