school bag

The piece of shit that is way to heavy and breaks at the end of the fucking year, draining your parents money in the process

Lincoln: Mommy, my school bag ripped.
Motherly figure: I'm going to commit tax fraud to pay this.

by no reeal name, just me January 10, 2022

The Sagemont School

Most irresponsible school in the world. Teachers are amazing but the admin is a different story. They neglect their programs, teachers, and property. They spend $200k but when a teacher needs something for their classroom or the bathroom looks like a hurricane of piss and shit hit, they don't spend the money to do shit. I need to explain what little spine the admin has, during Devious Lick the school damages reached the value of a felony. They told people in a live presentation that they would expel, sue, and fine the student without refunding 20k tuition. They find who did it and is SUSPENDED. But they got greedy and didn't want to risk losing tuition checks so they went back on their word to allow a criminal to be educated in the place he fucked up. They choose to not replace the filthy broken chairs and desks found in the classrooms. They just throw them away and ask why we sit on the floor. The common bathroom for students is a cesspool of stall art and feet pics but the basketball bathroom is immaculate. I honestly felt like I could sleep on the floor where piss drips out dicks to the floor. Classes are even expected to cover the cost of equipment worth thousands out of pocket from an underpaid teacher. There is more I could say but I just hope this school hits rock bottom after the teachers leave and find better opportunities. Fuck Sagemont and fuck them sensitive assholes. Sagemont had its glory days and is now in its glory hole days.

Yo, I go to The Sagemont School.

Really what's it like.

Glue a bunch of bees to a baseball bat, shove it up your ass, then lick it and go hang out with some friends while having the spawn of satan watch over your shoulder.

by bbc definitions January 21, 2022

school retreat

Something that Catholic schools view as a fun activity but half of it is just boring as crap. You have to attend mass and confession, which can be considered to be a really good time to sleep. The upside though is you get to do a bunch of stuff that's fun.

Kyle: Dude, how was the school retreat yesterday?
Chris: Oh, it was boring. I slept the entire time at confession.

by The Real Driller September 19, 2022

School Lunch

The absolute most horrible thing that people could come up with, My school lunch came with spoiled milk and whatever the fuck was put in this cup next to it.

Administrator: Get to lunch you don ´ t want to miss School Lunch!
Student: Fuck you and your lunch.

by LLXAMERAXLL October 9, 2022

leytonstone school

a bitchy school where all of the boys and girls beg for attention of the opposite gender. TEACHERS ARE ABSOLUTELY USELESS. ugh I can't believe I went there. DON'T GO THERE.

leytonstone school is useless.

by S.G.O December 12, 2021

School Revolutionary

That one kid that argues the meaning of school’s importance, and what things should and shouldn’t be taught. They have a weird obsession with taking over the school or going on strike. These people can appear in any grade, but are most likely to appear in the later grades of primary school.

Teacher: When was the war of 1812?
School Revolutionary: How will this be important when we get into the real world. Will they ask this question at a job interview? Why aren’t you teaching us how to pay taxes, or how to get a job?

by Roasted beans March 14, 2022

Kentucky Schools

Another way of saying kys (kill yourself)

"ugh, I hate Joe," Joe's mother.
"Kentucky Schools," Joe.

by isonkey January 30, 2022