Kosher Meat Market

A Jewish Meet and Greet Environment... where NJBs look for NJGs.

Hey Mordechai! Let's go to the Kosher Meat Market. There are bound to be some jewcy NJGs there.

by EricTheRed November 9, 2004

Swap Meat

When two men engage in the act of placing their erect penis' into one another's open orifices. Many times the two men will engage in a homosexual version of 69...hence the term "swap meat"

Dude i walked into the room the other night and Petr A and The Don were trying to "swap meat"...gross, doesn't The Don have a foreskin? Ya so Petr ordered the meat extra crispy i suppose

by P Hilarious April 19, 2010

meat head

Term given to american muscle car owners who believe that their car is something special when they race and beat a car that comes with 1/3 the horsepower. The american car is often primer and has huge meaty tires on the rear (hence the term) and pizza cutters in the front. Not made for turning, the meat head car is fast in a straight line and on motorways without turns. The meat head car also sounds like an amtrak train or a tug boat.

Mullet-sporting-redneck: Check it out Joebob, I just smoked that ricer in my hemi-cuda.
Import driver: Wow....what a meat head.

by 572 November 9, 2007

all meat and no potatoes

Comes from the 1940's song by Fats Waller, "All That Meat and No Potatoes." The phrase refers to a physically attractive woman with an otherwise nice figure "all that meat", but who is proportionally small breasted, "and no potatoes".

All that meat and no potatoes
Just ain't right, like green tomatoes.
Here I'm waiting, palpitatin',
For all meat and no potatoes.

by underboats5 April 15, 2010

Meat-cute

The first time a couple has hot, steamy sex. Especially when done in some adorable circumstance, like in an abandoned cabin in the forest in the middle of the night.

"Tell me about you and Albert's meat-cute!"

"Oh, it was the best. We did it in the backseat of hid buddy's tour van! His friend up all over me too!"

"Oh."

by BigAssDickMan September 23, 2021

Thug Meat

The biggest blackest cock to ever be seen.

"Damn nigga, he got a Thug Meat!"

by Riffels October 22, 2015

Meat Hamper

A Vagina that supplies satisfaction to the lonely Penis. A Slut's Vagina.

I can't seem to find anyone else to have sex with. Can i fill your Meat Hamper?

by Hairy biscuits November 7, 2009