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smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.
I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...
by Handsome Van September 26, 2017
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Titty chamber

A device also called a bra that holds boobs captive that I uncomfortable and expected by ugly rude sexist people
by Ryss457 February 4, 2022
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Tittied

1. When you are super entranced by some titties
2. When you are being suffocated by titties during sex
Yo, he was so tittied last night.
by Iásonas November 6, 2021
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tight-titties

A very close relationship between two friends. Comparable to two tightly pressed boobies rubbing against each other.
Ya I will let him stay with me this weekend for the game, we were tight-titties in high school.
by swindlerrr September 2, 2013
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Tablet Titties

A girl that keeps her tablet in her bra like one might keep a phone
Did you see how she held on to her tablet? Real case of tablet titties.
by STatisfacti0n August 17, 2019
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smackin' titties

when a female's breasts look extra appealing/ attractive, beyond that which is normal.
damn, that girl has some smackin' titties
by smackin'titties69 May 31, 2017
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National Pop a Titty Day

February 11th is the day when all BIOLOGICAL girls show the boys their tatas.
Oh look its the 11th. Now martha has no choice but to show me her tits. Everyone knows its National Pop a Titty Day
by alfy443 February 11, 2024
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