A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023
Get the Top Hatmug. When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock
Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me
by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021
Get the Top ramen penismug. The circus that is the Olympics.
If you think the Olympic big top is a joke, the illusion that the Olympic games are serious and meant to be taken seriously might be lost. Then they might have to rescript the whole thing, that's no fun.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
Get the Olympic big topmug. A top who only gives during sex, and never receives due to PTSD or other traumatic experiences. This could include dysphoria or extreme insecurity.
by carol aird April 20, 2020
Get the trauma topmug. When a person is smart and knows or understands more than you think they do, when you are talking about something you want to keep on the downlow.
by Gorgophone June 30, 2023
Get the on topmug. X on top is a term used when saying that you are not interested in anything else than a physical relationship and that you would not grow attracted to anyone giving you that.
The uses include but are not limited to:
1 a Greating
2 a Personal Message
3 a Good Bye
4 a Random Phrase
The uses include but are not limited to:
1 a Greating
2 a Personal Message
3 a Good Bye
4 a Random Phrase
Example :
Hey Stacey X on top.
Now X on top.
Ok see you later Stacey X on top.
In the club he just kept saying X on top and some girl took him to the bathroom.
Hey Stacey X on top.
Now X on top.
Ok see you later Stacey X on top.
In the club he just kept saying X on top and some girl took him to the bathroom.
by JamalSlide January 7, 2018
Get the X on topmug. Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!
by billdur79 August 20, 2023
Get the irish top hatmug.