straight jerkin it

chillin/doin nothin

"hey man, what you doing?"
"don't know, straight jerkin it"

by bereft land November 5, 2023

straight

someone who pretends to be straight because they are either in denial or have homophobic friends or fam

nick blushed at Brian but still said "I'm straight"

by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023

Straighting

Straight dating (Straight + dating)

Straighting is sooo boring and basic.

The straighting scene sucks ass.

by LingDanc803 January 12, 2024

Straighte

Straight + date = straighte. A straight date.

I have a straighte tonight and I want to cancel.

Have you been on a straighte before? I highly don't recommend...

by LingDanc803 January 12, 2024

Straight

For men it means you want a women.

For women it means you want a man or a man with a woman.

Fuck I’m straight for him.

by Dictator of penis January 20, 2024

straightmaxx

To become straight

Usually used when someone is being gay asf to the point where your homophobia is about to get triggered and set to max level

John : Oh my gosh , slay , that is beauuuuutiful yay , gurls like it oh my god
Bryan : You need to straightmaxx

by manisuckdick January 23, 2024

Straight

Being the guy who asks their hot neighbor out for dinner then finding out their not into guy's and are offended by the smallest glimpse of a man.

Straight Man: "Hey I was thinking we shou-"
Woman?: "Who tf gave you the right to ask me out you pervert, all you straight men are so offensive to people like me!"

by OMG they hit the Pentagon January 23, 2024