porn

ITS VERY USEFUL FOR A SAD MAN.

Bob: WOW I JUST WATCHED SOME TELETUBBIES
Duck: WHAT ABOUT PORN YOU PUSSY?
Bob: I need a gun. One bullet. I need a gun with only one bullet.
Duck: LOSER LOSER LOSER!!!!! LOL XDDD

by BOBHATT?!?! June 23, 2020

Math Porn

That applying math in meeting people’s needs and wants, or in coming up with products of desire, could make you über-rich, because the geeks shalt inherit the earth—think of the founders of Microsoft, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, TikTok, and Tesla.

Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk are today’s most prominent hate-and-love ambassadors of the math porn movement, whose products or services have led billions of users into technological or digital bondage.

by Numerati September 23, 2024

porn

the experience where you watch people have intercourse because you are a lonely son of a bitch with no life. You should kill your snake because having a snake lowers the odds of losing your virginity before you die by 75%.

if you watch porn you have no life

by cockSk8ter69 July 6, 2019

Porn

things like websites, books, videos, etc.. that are regarded as emphasizing the sensuous or sensational aspects of a non sexual subject and stimulating a complusive interest in their audience

train porn: railpictures.net , RR picture archives.net, and live railcams like Virtual railfan.
Aviation porn: planespotters.net, jetphotos & airliners.net

by EMD F59PHI November 15, 2024

paper bag porn

Old 1970's lingo for hardcore underground, illegal pornagraphy (which is legal now).

Also known as "brown paper bag porn".

"Got any of that paper bag porn under the counter?"

by LingoOG September 22, 2017

Bolter Porn

Bolter Porn is a Fan-made term by the Warhammer Fan Community. It is used as a term in regards to Warhammer fiction whenever an author spends half the page talking about how a Bolter, Space Marine, Lasgun, or some other Person or Weapon is extremely efficient at mulching absurd amounts of things to a point that it is no longer a cool description, but rather simply exists to feed the idea that something or someone is super powerful

"It was so cool how Titus killed 100 orks by himself"

Someone else: "I don't know. I'm tired of people overusing Bolter Porn in things, It just gets so overused.*

by PathOwOgen May 24, 2024

Porn type

One who’s bangable but not relationship worthy

She’s my porn type

by Reepops08 July 15, 2019