o-ring damage

when the anal sphincter muscles or labia has lost elasticity due to over usage and abuse.

dear government thanks for the o-ring damage.

by fix america first January 17, 2014

Demax-o-pussied

Verb,The process of being completly owned and destroyed.

Being so over powered making you look like a pussy.

Yesterday Bob got Demax-o-pussied when Jon dunked on him.

by BonerJamz3 January 3, 2010

Splat-o-gram

When you take an explosive shit and the whole toilet bowl is splattered with pieces of feces including the underside of the seat. Can also leave you with Mexican asshole. Very common in gas stations or airport restrooms.

Man some asshole left quite the Splat-o-gram in the handicap shitter!

by sir crank alot December 16, 2018

Jell-o Spray

When someone tells a really funny joke, and some poor kid has jell-o in their mouth. The result is jell-o sprayed all over a lunch room.

Ew, gross! Some kid just Jell-o sprayed us!

by Peeko Yin July 14, 2011

Retard O-Face

When during the act of sex, one person is observed making a bizarre facial expression or expressions that make them appear to be mentally incapacitated, or at best, just looks silly.

Guy #1: So you hooked up with that girl last week? How is she in the sack?
Guy #2: Everything was good until she suddenly had this totally weird look on her face that stopped me cold/made me laugh
Guy #1: So she's got Retard O-Face?
Guy #2: Yep.

by J.Noble October 2, 2016

Bae-o-meter

A scale on which you measure which of your bae(s) you love most

You will never be my level on her bae-o-meter

by Chester Killer April 3, 2015

Splash-o-Rama

noun.- a pleasure-provoking procedure endured often enough by women around the world when a prescence of sexual activity is lacking. Studies show a great percentage of women experience this refreshing situation randomly for the first time. After reckoning the advantages of such situation various techniques have been developed to enhance the stimulus package provided by a simple shower head. For best results the female must place herself completly in front of the main flow, afterwards bending knees to a 45º angle resulting in a perpendicular splash to the clitoris and provoking sensations which could easily lead to an orgasm. Some international conspiracy theorists attribute the invention of the spare shower hose to the infamous splash-o-rama, which is considered one of the best kept secrets amongst the female population throughout the world. Statistics show millions of marriages have been saved thanks to this simple proceadure. Finally, and most importantly for every lady out there, remember to relax and enjoy the moment.

I can´t wait to try my new shower head, if my husband won't touch me i might just have to splash-o-rama myself.

by felchaib February 22, 2011