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Milk shop

A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)
Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*
by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021
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spitter milking

the action of spitting in someone’s ass while milk leaks from your genitalia
last night i was spitter milking your mom as she played with my left nut
by skyduo0623 April 11, 2022
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Milk Kilt

The act of getting two women to press their breasts together around the head of your penis, draping down the shaft like a kilt. Upgrades to a Golden Milk Kilt if the two women are your wife and sister-in-law.
Bro, I had a threesome the other night with these two baddies, and got them to give me a Milk Kilt!!!
by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023
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Chocolate Milk

The water in the sink after soaking or washing dreads. It literally looks like chocolate milk. Dreads are rarely washed but when they are soaked all the dirt and debris will remain in the sink. Some people are dared to drink it.
“Your dreads be lookin’ fly did you spruce them up?”

“Yeah take a look at the chocolate milk they produced!”

“We should pour that into Yoo-hoo bottles and sell that chocolate milk”
by Bomb-Shelly July 16, 2022
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milking station

A lactation room in an office setting that offers female workers privacy for pumping their swollen teets. Sometimes referred to in a politically correct fashion as a Mothers Room.
Derek just told me their office just put in a Milking Station! I sure hope they had the foresight to put in a peephole.
by Donkeyboy32 September 22, 2023
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Milk Dud Stuffer

When someone defecates onto another person's butt, and stuffs the pieces into their butthole.
They wanted to try the Milk Dud Stuffer, so they shat on the other person's butthole and stuffed the small pieces of poop into it.
by The Assengers April 4, 2021
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Milk Jug Titties

Massive boobies you would want to put your face in between. They range from DDD to F in size.
That busty voluptuous woman over has real Milk Jug Titties!
by WordProvocateur November 21, 2023
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