Noodle hair

The mop on top of ksi’s big head

Simon: man look at his noodle hair.
Tobi: fuckin noodles man.

by It’s me josh June 9, 2020

Bear Hair

When a girls pubicare is severly clumpy and tall, aswell as having cum, sweat and other substances all mixed

"Did you know Dayna has 'bear hair' its really gross!"

by themixerupper September 25, 2017

vampire hair

Hair with vampire-like qualities. Such as an awesome widow's peak above the forehead.

" Hey, have you seen Eric the boy's hair? He's screechin' full throttle vampire hair. It makes me want to put a baboon onto orbit, bro!"

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

pull hair day

April 16 is pull hair day walk past girl or boy and pull there hair

Today is pull hair day

by Mr 924 April 15, 2019

sucky sucky hair!

Sucky sucky hair :O

Sucky sucky hair!

by sunuanu March 15, 2023

resting bitch hair

Hair that, no matter the amount of work it into it, aalways reverts back to a rats nest.

It looked good earlier, but she always has resting bitch hair.

by Carl Marximus December 22, 2017

Liar's Hair

When Heat and Humidity reach a perfect balance hair falls into a category where it is known as Liar's Hair.

It is going to rain tomorrow morning. I bet I get liar's hair around noon.

by J.Chamberlain June 11, 2011