A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.
Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
by May 01, 2023
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Hair Sissy

One whom simply cannot bare the very thought of tangled, messy, or even slightly unkempt hair.
Stop threatening me with a hair-cut! You're being such a hair sissy about this!
by Lieutenant Salt March 20, 2019
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gozling hair

gozling hair is when a man has really thin and fine hair ,usally fair and sticking up,and is accompanied with greasy shiny skin,He also probably wears a weather beaten wax jacket!!!!!!!
Look at him over there with gozling hair the suns shining right through it,silly thin haired cunt, whats he doing sunbathing in a wax jacket?EERRUGGH!
by Si22 October 03, 2006
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Bum Hairs

The greatest person you will ever meet. Very handsome and has no bum hairs
Person 1: Omg he doesn't have bum hairs
by Thetiger08 March 22, 2021
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ass hair

i was having sex with some girl and she had ass hair
by luvbug5282947 July 25, 2018
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Cashmere Hair

Cashmere hair are the dope mans
Hair Extensions for the fly girl with long locks.
Hey did you see the cashmere hair on her head? She’s got fly-ass locks and never has bad hair days.
by Hair whisperer September 25, 2019
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dresser of hair

I was born in a beauty salon

My father was a dresser of hair

My mother was a girl you could call on

When you called she was always there (Leonard Cohen)
by LucasWandelaar December 10, 2016
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