Il_Cookie_II

The God Of Com, also known as “Jared”, people tremble in his presence.

oh god Il_Cookie_II has loaded into lyadolls he’s The God Of Com

by randomismxd November 23, 2025

Danger Cookie

When you like/crush a person, but you really shouldn't, they are a Danger Cookie. You can be around them a little, but not too long/much or it gets serious. A crumb or a nibble is fine, but don't eat the whole cookie because they're addictive!

"I saw Trey at the party and had to come up with a reason to leave early. He just looked too cute! A total danger cookie..."

by SallysHardware November 27, 2025

Whoop a cookie

A phrase used while driving, to tell someone to turn around and go back the other way.

I told him I had just missed the turn. He said, no worries just whoop a cookie.

by CowboyNTX April 20, 2009

The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.

My lover gave me the fortune cookie last night.

by Dranky DeBeers June 24, 2015

Chocolate chip cookie with white frosting

When to guys preform a circle jerk and who ever cums last has to eat the cum

cookie

I won a game of chocolate chip cookie with white frosting yesterday.

by TACOCAT34 January 24, 2016

aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites

"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"

by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016

squirrel scout cookie

It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.

As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squrrel Scouts are here selling their cookies" to wit he exclaimed "Squirrel Scout Cookies"!

by amywarhol March 4, 2017