Chris Townsend

Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.

Chris Townsend, can we be a cute minecraft couple?

by Jcreen5 July 29, 2021

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Chris Co

literal hell

“Chris Co is nothing but hell.”

by rooisbald January 01, 2022

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Chris+Hetty

The best couple ever. They need to shut up and date right now. They will be together FOREVER.

Overall, they just need to date. They are both fit and kind, funny and sweet.

Aurora:Look at them, they are so cute!
Libby:Obviously, there Chris+Hetty

by Wys.bubblygirl January 26, 2025

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Chris leonard

Chris is a guy who is usually really hot and has nice eyes and a great smile. Chris are always the best kissers.
Girl 1: so did he kiss you?
Girl 2: yes

Girl 1: how was it??
Girl2: it was amazing! he is such a chris

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by Ccfffffffrr June 06, 2022

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Chris and Onya

They are the most wonderful couple in the world, there ship name is Conya. They will forever be in my heart. They are amazing long live Conya, long live Conya, LONG LIVE CONYA, LONG LIVE CONYA!!

Chris: I love you

Onya: i love you more boo
Alex (there best friend): Awe you guys are soooo cute please kiss
Chris: Um oh ok
Onya: ummm ok boo
Chris and Onya kiss behind a bush and live happily ever after

by hahahahafuckensavagealexbitch November 07, 2017

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