April 29th

April 29th Punch your friend day, so no matter what happens you have to punch one of your friends!

P1 - Do you know what day it is?

P2 - No?

P1 - *Punches* It’s national punch day? April the 29th!

P2 - You hurt me and does that mean I get to punch you back? *Punches*

P1 - Why did you punch me back I know it’s punch your friend day but why!?

April 29th Punch your friend day, so no matter what happens you have to punch one of your friends!

by IsaYaBoi April 28, 2022

April 23rd

April 23rd is the official no lipstick holiday. On this day no one should wear any lipstick.

Hey, its April 23rd. Why are you wearing lipstick?

by Mrale April 21, 2021

april 6th

april 6th is national give ur crush/gf/bf head day

on April 6th M and A will give each other head

by AB/M April 5, 2023

April 13

On March 13th, like Mar10 and Mar13 day, it spells out C4ll13 in reference to the Splatoon character named “Callie”.

On this day, you must play Splatoon 2 if you own it, no questions asked.

Glorified Cultist of Splatoon: Ayo, it’s April 13th!
Sane Individual: What the fuck are you talking about
Glorified Cultist of Splatoon: We are playing Splatoon 2

by Catgamer1000 April 14, 2023

april 26

national john sees tits day

wow.. john i guess sense it’s april 26 you can see my tits

by monkey noy 0089 April 26, 2022

April 11

International show your boobs day.

Girl: Hey, look at this!

Boy: Oh wow ! Its already April 11

by Chris x Boulder April 10, 2024

April 24

If it’s your birthday, then congratulations you are the best person known to man but sometimes you can be a bit stupid, not in a dumb way but in a way that makes you wonder why tf is this person still alive

Person 1: happy birthday! :D it’s April 24

Person 2: thanks

Person 1: is that yogurt smeared all over your face, again!?

by Cheeseborgor January 3, 2022