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by funny cube guy February 26, 2024
mugGet the potatomug.

Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
mugGet the Mashed Potato Captainmug.

potato

by badbitchenergypurr January 2, 2021
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Potato

A vegetable that is usually better buttered or width other things.

A nickname used commonly among people who identify, as a freaking potato (me).
Some chick: Hey grams. How long till the potatoes are fully grown

Me: I identify as a hooman, persona, and a fucking potato. Have you seen my baby pics?!?!
by PotatoPersona4Eva May 2, 2018
mugGet the Potatomug.

potato

by creeper_storm76 December 22, 2016
mugGet the potatomug.

potato dome

by areallyweirdguy December 2, 2022
mugGet the potato domemug.

Baked Potato

Someone who is high or is going to get high
by trolololol16 December 18, 2012
mugGet the Baked Potatomug.

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