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Fetus Cock Slap

The unborn son in the womb who slaps your face with its small baby penis.


Also the name of a Preschool Tea Party Massacre song.
I fetus cock slapped your mom last night.

Preschool Tea Party Massacre:band look them up yourselves.
by GIANT Sunbeam April 17, 2009
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Slap ass day

On September 20 you go around slapping girls asses
Yo dude I can’t believe it’s slap ass day
by Reagannn September 19, 2019
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slapping stanley steamer

A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.
Anytime Melanie's boyfriend got too rough, she planted a slapping stanley steamer on him.
by fullbodyterrets September 28, 2009
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Will Smith slapped Chris Rock because he joked about his wife. Chris Rock then says “Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” Then Will Smith screams and says “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth!” Chris Rock says: “Wow”
Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock sure was one hell of a battle.
by nike kicks March 29, 2022
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slap your bestie day

ahahaha it’s october 22... it’s slap your bestie dayyy🥳
by mr.moooooooo October 21, 2019
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slap-happy-grand-pappy

an older person who is very happy about life & the things around him.
Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"

Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"
by T.Wilson January 1, 2013
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National slap a teacher day

National slap a teacher day! The day you get to slap the shit out of ur least fav teacher
by Maddison inwood November 28, 2019
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