ur a

Something you say when you don't know how to respond.

"Dude why didn't you finish your part of the project??"
"Ur a project"

by ur a pseudonym May 1, 2025

ur parent straight

A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.

*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

ur sis unqueer

Power: 900,000,000,000. The nuclear option for erasing straightness from genealogy. Turns family reunions into Pride parades and converts minivans into dyke vans. Surviving relatives report sudden urges to read Audre Lorde.

*Karen: "you’re grandpa trap!!"
Queer Anarchist: "ur sis unqueer."
Karen’s Sister: marries a cactus
The PTA dissolves.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

ur gay

this one girl i met on snapchat but now i have her number

ur gay mister

by adwaasfsvd December 1, 2022

ur mom

A maternal insult, also referred to as a "yo mama" joke, is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother

Friend: Yo u have a big forehead
You: Yk who does have a big forehead?
Friend: Who?
You: ur mom
Friend: ~shocked~

You: haha
Friend: goes thru all 5 stages of grief

PS: idc if theres more stages of grief

by anonymous December 2, 2022