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Donald Ducking

The act of wearing a Navy shirt (or a polo with similar appearance), a Navy style hat, and a bow tie while wearing nothing on the lower half of your body. Sometimes the clothing for the upperhalf of your body is switched out depending on clothing availability and situation. Can lead to unexpected, or expected) sexual encounters as this can cause potential mates enter a sexually overdrive state.
My girlfriend came over last night while I was Donald Ducking. She instantly became wet and forced me to be her sex toy.

I walked into the kitchen and my girlfriend was Donald Ducking while washing the dishes. My became hardest its ever been and I couldn't resist taking her right there on the table.
by Ksylvesterb December 31, 2024
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Mud Duck

Traditionally, a Mud Duck, as colloquially known to the White community, is a white female who dates african american men. In hunting, a mud duck is a species of duck who are known to congregate in ponds and eat bugs from the muck, often grey or black in color; distinct from the grander Mallard or Wood duck species, Mud Ducks are usually easy to find and their meat is of subpar quality.
That gal is a mud duck, just leave her be.
by ๐Ÿบ December 31, 2024
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Duck

A waterbird with a broad, flat bill, webbed feet, and an affinity for swimming in ponds, lakes, and rivers. It's the animal you feed bread at the pond, often leading to the person feeding it to wonder if theyโ€™ve just contributed to an ecosystem issue, but doing it anyway because it's cute and the bread was going stale.
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Duck: Quack
by EMD F59PHI January 1, 2025
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True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger

/Tr-u/ /Nig-gur/ /Duh-ck/ /Chuh-eez-ber-ger/
adjective

1. A True Nigger Duck Cheeseburgerburger Patty is mixed with Carolina Gold Seede Rice from Madagascar and Prime Striploin from a Milking Devon Cow turned into a Mallard Duck Butter Prime Duckburger Patty then Cooked or Grilled with a Slice of American Cheshire

Cheese on top of the True Nigger Duck Burger and then put the Duck Cheeseburger inside 2 Homemade Maple Syrup Cornbread Burger Buns and then Drizzle some Sugar Cane Molasses onto the Duck Cheeseburger and place 2 Strips of

Ossabaw or American Yorkshire Maple Bacon and then smear Hazel Nut Butter on the inside of the top Homemade Maple Syrup Cornbread Burger Bun and then mix some Taco Bell Fire Sauce and Frank's Red Hot Sauce onto the True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger

and then Wrap the Duck Cheeseburger Up in Sugar Cane Leaves and serve the True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger with Real Southern Cotton for your Loved Ones to Wipe their Hands off with Real Southern Cotton Afterwards.
True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger

noun and adjective

Make sure to enjoy your True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger with a Fresh and Ice Cold Brodingnagian Duck Water Bottle at your Local Scotia Burgers near you.
by Nobody ๐Ÿ–ค January 1, 2025
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Duck boat

1. Duck boat is the act of crapping in Tupperware and leaving it in a water filled sink/bathtub.
Hey man I just left a duck boat at Tylerโ€™s house.
by Ogporkandbeans January 13, 2025
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not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet

not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet Is an odd variant of โ€œnot the sharpest knife in the drawerโ€ and โ€œlike a bull in a china shopโ€

It is said that the term originates from the Great Plains/Lower Delta in the Midwest US. Most say the saying came from a notably dumb duck hunter. He didnโ€™t understand the two aforementioned terms โ€œnot the sharpest knife in the drawerโ€ and โ€œlike a bull in a china shopโ€ but instead of learning what they meant he created the abomination of a saying โ€œnot the sharpest duck in the china cabinetโ€ When the poor bastard said it the first time it caught everyone off guard. Everyone in the duck blind stopped what they were doing and begged for further elaboration of the slang term. He refused to elaborate. Without a concrete answer speculation ran wild but no could adequately explain it.

From that point onward the term disseminated across the country. Most people use it ironically for a replacement term. It has caused great confusion and hilarity over the decades
Person 1: did you see that duck dive right into the decoy? That was crazy, it took that damn thing out!
Person 2: yeah that sumbitch is not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet
Person 3: hol up. What does that mean?
Person 2: *refuses to elaborate*
by MFG.24 June 13, 2025
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Sitting Duck

Oh, I'm trying Ron! Believe you-me. That is what this is all about because THIS.... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME.... Could have AT ANY POINT... Turned into MY Mark and Melissa getting murdered in their own home instead of YOURS. And that will continue be the case UNTIL THIS ENDS...
Hym "Oh you had better believe I am trying not to be a sitting duck. I have prevented some of your school shooting. I have prevented some of your suicided. I have put out your fires. I have created you AI. I AM is US national security asset and YOU ARE allowing my brain to be damaged over the pettiness of a charlatan."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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