Cursed duck

Iwant to fuck a
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.

Cursed ducky

by Cursed ducky September 9, 2022

duck sucking

When she does duck lips and sucking a dick at the same time

I had a nice duck sucking last night

by Lucky ducks August 3, 2017

Disco duck

a swanky term used to describe an enjoyable fellows penis.

Alexa was highly impressed by PJ's dreamy disco duck.

by pjskywalker September 28, 2020

Whiskey-Ducked

Verb (past tense)

1) To be exceptionally braggadocios prior to suffering a humiliating defeat

2) To perform demonstrably better than a competitor, yet see that competitor advance in your place

1) Man, we thought we had that tournament in the bag but we got Whiskey-Ducked. Better luck next year, I guess

2) Dude, how did I get Whiskey-Ducked out a spot in the elite 8?! I won two more games than Kevin!

by comgrad24 September 21, 2023

Duck

A word commonly used to describe a fart, coming from the duck-like sound of gas being released from the anus. A ducks potent scent can on occasion leave one flabbergasted and bewildered.

Sarah just threw a duck.
My ex husband kept ducking, so I left him.

Your ducks are especially smelly today, it is fabulous.
Was that a wet duck?

by Wobber Cat January 16, 2017

duck mom

paget brewster as della duck

paget brewster is the best duck mom to huey, dewey, and louie in the whole entire world

by technologygreatgranny May 23, 2020

the louisiana duck call

The act of farting into a women's vagina.

"Put your legs up baby and let me give you the Louisiana duck call"

by Izzaho February 19, 2017