shifty titties

When you pick up a girl with a great rack at a bar and when she bends over to show you the goods, her teeth fall out.

Damn, that girl almost had me. Should have known they were shifty titties.

by March 15, 2022

titties spotted off the port baw

Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.

Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!

by YungTBagger January 14, 2023

Tittie Unboxing

A trendy strip tease. Your titties are being opened for review

Striptease? Did you mean tittie unboxing vid?

by Majoroof777 March 15, 2019

Titty turn signals

When a woman’s nipples are out of alignment and they indicate the direction she intends to walk.

I knew she was walking right towards him because her titty turn signals were on.

by Pirate princess September 04, 2023

action packed titty flack

The "Action Packed Titty Flack" is when you are grabbing at your girl's titties while you're an extra for a Michael Bay movie, the scene with you touching the titties will not be in the final cut because it usually ends in a law suit.

yo brother guy i just pulled a fat action packed titty flack on the set of one of the transformer movies.

by theguydudebuddyfella June 20, 2018

titty slug

When you get curdled milk out of a tit.

Mama,I'm hungwe. Sorry son I've only got titty slugs.

by ALcahhal July 08, 2017

Tablet Titties

A girl that keeps her tablet in her bra like one might keep a phone

Did you see how she held on to her tablet? Real case of tablet titties.

by STatisfacti0n August 18, 2019