Willy Wonka Wet Dream

When someone has some insane diarrhea while they are asleep.

“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more

by Vikingwaterfall August 26, 2023

Sharp as a wet bag of mice

Incredibly stupid

That man is as sharp as a wet bag of mice

by trdoomcat March 17, 2023

Canada Wet

A sex position were you pour ginger ale down someone's ass.

I gave your sister a Canada Wet yesterday.

by Mother deleter December 30, 2021

WET Jacque

Its like a wet willie but you put it all the way in, when someone inserts their tongue inside your ear and leaves it covered in saliva or semen.

My friend Victoria was telling me about when her side nigga gave her a WET Jacque, she said biting my earlobe wasn't enough give me all of it.

by Blondewithabongwholikesthedong March 25, 2018

Wet Wookie

Basically a Wet Chewbacca but happens in Dunnville Ontario.

Ex.

Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?

Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.

Tony- Fair enough, A+.

Ex.

Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?

Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.

Tony- Fair enough, A+.

by game day guy May 31, 2018

Wet Leg

Verb

To blow off a show or musical act at the very last minute because it’s a weeknight, you just laid down on the bed, and you just don’t have the energy to rally.

I’d rather go out and have dinner with y’all before the show, if I don’t, I fear I’ll “wet leg” it again.

by BGR-Mn November 15, 2023

wet leg

a self pitying person. (see Oxford English Dictionary)

I can only stand to listen to their endless sob story for so long... they're such a wet leg!

by The One and Only Captain Nemo December 01, 2022