Top

Taller hey partner who is dominant

She is taller so she is the top.

by The b0ttom May 7, 2022

tank top tony

The guy who fucks your girlfriend or wife while you're in jail.

My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.

by Sideshowrob June 29, 2024

Topping

The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.

I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!

by Handkerchief Steel March 27, 2025

top of the mornin' to ya, laddies

This is what the once-relatively-very-popular Let's Play Youtuber, "jacksepticeye" says at the start of his YouTube videos on Youtube.com (owned by Google (owned by Alphabet Inc.))

jacksepticeye: Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and today we'll be watching furry hentai
other person: ...

by Hunterry April 22, 2022

Top Heavy

A female so attractive from the waist up that her partner would finish before even continuing below the waist. Pretty face, great breasts and all the sexy attributes above the waist.

That blonde is so top heavy I’d finish before I got to third base.

by rancherogringo March 15, 2025

fiya top

dick sucking at its best/ the best kind of head.

I heard Gege got dat fiya top.

by zoe boy June 10, 2008

Stove Top Stuffing

Stove Top Stuffing is when you have sex on top of the oven

Person 1: "Bruh I had some Stove Top Stuffing last night"

Person 2: "Dude it's not even Thanksgiving"

Person 1: "Should have heard the thanks she was giving me last night while I fucked her on top of the oven."

Person 2: "ohhhh that kind of Stove Top Stuffing"

by TheBreakfastBros September 17, 2023