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Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum
Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight
by JJ________________x October 9, 2021
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the king of duck

The king of duck is the one who play in the Metropolitan Police, he have the full authorities overs duck, if don't respect him, you will be banned, he is also a Criminal Investigation Member, if you bother him he will fuck your arse up.
I want to bother the king of duck, I by then get fucked up.
I want to pray duck, then you may pray that is fine if you hail him.
by king of duck March 2, 2017
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Ducks-Are-Fish Realization

If there is something you thought for a long time, and finally realized it is different, then it is a ducks-are-fish realization.
This comes from the time when I thought ducks and chickens were the same animal, and when I found out they were different, I immediately had the assumption that ducks were not birds. And when someone asked me, I responded "I think they're fish."
name just came to the ducks-are-fish realization that tortillas are not made with bread, but instead derived from wheat or corn.
by Namer707 September 23, 2023
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skinny duck

A very short man with a goatee that is somehow very addicted to games. When you see a skinny duck you should always
remember to call him Hey skinny duck and he will come running at you trying to rip your intestines out of your .

He is such a wannabe guy!
Skinny duck stole my pencil case oh wel i dont care.
by Ching Chang Choong Willie January 20, 2019
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Duck Duck

When a “nice guy” gets his penis sucked as a reward for not being a total douche bag.
“Did you hear about Johnny finally getting a duck duck from Amy after she broke up with Brad?”

“Ah good for him he’s so nice and Brad was such a dick.”
by Jeff1801 July 30, 2017
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Triple Footed Duck Fucked

When you are working the " three legged duck" while getting Fucked,
When she asked me to come over, I had to hit her with the Triple Footed Duck Fucked, and POOF she went down south for the winter. (
by Mr&MrsSpitz September 16, 2025
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grumpy duck

A usually grumpy person. Whom denies being grumpy. Just remember if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, its probably a grumpy person
Hey grumpy duck why so angry?
by rachir February 20, 2017
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