That thing when your beautiful bride ties you down to the bed with the promise of amazing head. After you are secured, she works an oversized dildo deep into your ass which, contrary to what you always thought about yourself, makes you as hard a a towel rack.
She climbs on top of you and grinds you into the mattress, forcing that canoe of a dildo even deeper into your asshole, until you are pressed flat like lunchmeat. Then she yanks out the dildo causing you to spew your mayonnaise all over your belly then goes to sleep on to of your messy belly.
She climbs on top of you and grinds you into the mattress, forcing that canoe of a dildo even deeper into your asshole, until you are pressed flat like lunchmeat. Then she yanks out the dildo causing you to spew your mayonnaise all over your belly then goes to sleep on to of your messy belly.
Nancy was tired of boring old missionary sex with Tim so she made "a" sandwich out of him on the night of his birthday.
by A Sandwich Master April 9, 2021
Get the "a" sandwichmug. A sandwich that you’d pack for long drives or road-trips that usually have an ungodly amount of traffic. Best situation for sandwiches, y’know?
*In a car, probably in traffic.*
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”
Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”
Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”
by sarvy June 30, 2023
Get the traffic sandwichmug. When u slap someone so hard it resembles that of which happened on March 27th at the Oscars. Very similar to a knuckle sandwich.
by Smithsandwich March 29, 2022
Get the Smith Sandwichmug. by Gonkingmyshlong March 3, 2023
Get the trim sandwichmug. by glizzy mentality July 30, 2023
Get the Ice Cream Sandwichmug. When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there
by Dank farts August 22, 2019
Get the a sandwich short of a picnicmug. When a vagina is penetrated repeatedly and with excessive force, whereas afterwards the vagina resembles lunch meat.
by Kristenkooster October 25, 2017
Get the banged me a turkey sandwichmug.