Crofter’s pie

The use of haggis as a dildo, or in the highlands of Scotland substituting haggis for lube.

“I was very lonely up on the hill so I gave my favourite sheep a crofter’s pie.”

by Wharton Halfpiece III jr. January 23, 2018

Neapolitan cream pie

When you pull it out of the litter box, and it’s got strawberry vanilla and chocolate frosting.

After riding the rectum, hard, he left him with a Neapolitan cream pie.

by Ebeneezer the lady pleaser November 18, 2022

sad mud pie

When u cry all alone in a cemetery for so long the graveyard dort turns to mud.

Bet all the emos make sad mud pies all the time.

by Lanienyone October 18, 2020

hot sweat pie

When fat people sweat so much it look like they peed on themselves

you have hot sweat pie

by tish nut December 15, 2015

Pussy Pot Pie

When you're eating a girl out and throw upin the pussy, but continue to eat her out.

Girl1: "Some douchebag pussy pot pied me last night"

Girl2: "Ew wtf"

by DICKBALS March 28, 2024

the meat pie

A term coined by Lord Aethelstan, "The Meat Pie" is when you take a fat shit, freeze it overnight, insert that frozen shit into a woman's vagina, and let it melt inside. You can also add "glaze" once "The Meat Pie" is completed.

A: ay mang yo girl fiiiiine
B: aha you know it gang, i'mma give that bitch some of "The Meat Pie" tonight

by guvnor1912 November 22, 2023

Marine Park Moon Pie

A sexual treat that is the result of doing anal in a shitty asshole and cumming in it. The moon pie is the dick with cum and shit on it.

I fucked the shit out of that chick last night and she ate the Marine Park moon pie after we were done!

by Snake Park Boys February 29, 2016