Pumpkin Nut

The act of ejaculating after eating various pumpkin assortments onto a thanksgiving pumpkin pie, during grace.

I really hope uncle John doesn't have another pumpkin nut this year!

by JFrischizzleYonizzle November 24, 2016

Gorilla Nuts

One who has large testicles.

What's up Gorilla Nuts? Did you get up in 'ol girl last night?

by Incredible Houck October 9, 2008

giraffe nuts

When one I see higher than high. Higher than giraffe tits. Higher than lil pum.

I just smoked 5 bowls of kush and now I'm high as giraffe nuts.

by Anal_peef January 16, 2018

Nut Lava

The ultra hot man magma that flows from blue balls that have finally experienced overdue release.

Dude, I finally tapped that sweet BBW last night after almost a month of being denied! When I was plowing that sweet, sweaty shelf from behind, the explosion of nut lava blew her meat flaps into queefdom!

by Jahmingus November 5, 2010

Death Nut

When your boyfriend is about to nut, but you hit him over the head, and leave him in a ditch.

"So you know how my boyfriend and i had a fight the other day, i gave him the death nut."

by Smith and 3lue September 25, 2018

nut brain

Feeling mental after busting a fat nut

"Sorry Mrs. Lewis, I can't do todays equations due to my severe nut brain."

by boogerhooker April 20, 2018

Nut cracking

the pair of circular objects between the legs being slammed, jagged, slaughtered, bruised and mistreated by a crazy somewhat ratchet female

"That hoe nut cracking the shit out his....dayuuum"

by Kayla young February 5, 2014