never fired, dropped once

A derogatory term used for French military equipment. References the joking tendency to drop their weapons and surrender the moment anything happens- never fired (didn't get a chance to) and dropped once (they dropped the weapon when they surrendered).

Person 1, walking up to a gun store counter: "Let me see that rifle."
Person 2, behind the counter: "This here is a genuine French military rifle. Never fired, dropped once."

by ATELOS May 20, 2023

Ring of Fire

Having the most passionate yet forceful anal sex with someone who has Hemorrhoids. Leaving a dirty mess for everyone to enjoy.

Nelson prepared his bowels for the most ravaging anal fucking of a life time. He knew Lyn was the one when she put on the black veiny strap-on. He expected humiliation. What he wasn't expecting was his medication condition to flare up. His hemorrhoids were bloody red like cherries of the anus. Lyn didn't care; she wanted to pick the fruit of his looms. She rapidly entered his cavity in search of his humiliation. This was the first ring of fire, but not the last. He proceed to lay, ass up in deafeat. His anus. Red. His face from embarrassment. Red. The sheets. Red.

by Rock your rockhard October 31, 2021

Chinese fire breather

Really spicy and sticky poop that takes forever to wipe!

Oh bro, sorry I was in the bathroom for so long, I had a Chinese fire breather!

by BOBY SANCHEZ February 8, 2018

Fire truck shoulders

Very wide and defined shoulders that are thick and can stand out like a fire truck. Also know has Dump truck shoulders.

1: My bro has fire truck shoulders

2: “Did you see my jacked dump truck shoulders?”
“No i haven’t”

“We’ll look at them, i can barely fit in a door way!”

by Daddy big guns June 22, 2022

Dumpster Fire

My handwriting and English skills

I only know English and even then my grammar is a dumpster fire

by bigstickbundle February 4, 2021

dousing the fire

when somebody makes a redhead wet
or

when somebody ejaculates on a ginger

"you really slept with a ginger?'
"hey, you have to douse the fire somehow."

"what were you up to this weekend?"
" I hung out with my girlfriend, we started to fight but I still ended up dousing the fire"

by callxmexred August 5, 2023

Fire

A pesrson, place, event or thing that is more than worth it and deserves plenty very serious recognition.

Those Texas chili beans are fire and I would like the recipe for them.

by D20202000 July 15, 2023