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Potato

Potato (v)

1. To remain in a comfortable space (typically a couch,) in a relaxed position, for an exceptionally long time.
2. To gain pleasure from relaxing in one place for an exceptionally long time.
Dude! I totally potatoed this weekend watching The Handmaid's Tale.
by Stfu_donny June 26, 2017
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Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.
I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!
by McBeefRod June 3, 2018
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Potato

Big hard round edible THING!
eat my potato
by The Horny definitions June 25, 2016
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potatoe

the irish potatoe of swidish noises
man i have that potatoe
by Mesicmania October 24, 2019
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Potato

Potato is a British Nazi
by ElliePhant Trollface October 18, 2021
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Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
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Red or Brown Potato

Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant

Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring
Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?
by hmmmmdjdiskd April 16, 2021
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