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Jesus

Jesus is a god name. Although a lot of people have this name it is very unique. Jesus is a very trustworthy person you can trust him on anything and he knows he can trust you. Jesus well treat you right if you treat him right. He is powerful in many certain ways. Jesus can be there whenever you want he is a nice person,and he can protect you.he is a special person. He can be a little bit dorky but just to make you Lough.
Jesus helped me last night

Me and jesus had fun
by Jiisuspo July 17, 2018
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Jesus it’s early

When you wake up at 3 in the afternoon and need a beer.
Jesus it’s early, lys, get me a beer!
by Junior A god August 1, 2018
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Jesus School

A school that prays a unessecary excessive amount of times a day. You spend so much money on school but it still manages to be broke
John asked his mom “ My school needs $50 from each student” mom then replies “why?” And John quickly says “wth mom it’s going broke”. Mom says “ oop that sounds like Jesus School “
by Urtletheturtle August 4, 2018
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Jesus. H Christ

Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

That is how mafia works.
by joeweller53 January 20, 2019
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Black Jesus Cult

A cult for black jesus, participated in non racist acts and ran by Sid and jimmathy
Boy: black Jesus cult
Girl:the cult
Boy: bitch lasagne
by Budmouth6969 February 5, 2019
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Jesus

He likes pinaples
by The bengt February 12, 2019
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Jesus Boner

Holy sh*t you have a jesus boner
by trooperclonerex September 12, 2018
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