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Double Headed Dragon

When you get so sick out of nowhere and know your about to shit your brains out and throw up everything in your stomach
Bro I feel like shit I’m about to double headed dragon

Bro I don’t know what I just ate. I just double headed dragoned
by TrailNameJersey March 16, 2025
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Duche Dragon

A person who blows excessively large vape clouds in public
So I was walking around the corner and this duche dragon, hit me with a cotton candy cloud of bullshit.
by Hesalittleloupee May 30, 2023
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Dragon Man

an extinct human species from 62-296 thousand years ago, notable for its big skull
Nicknamed "Dragon Man", the specimen represents a human group that lived in East Asia at least 146,000 years ago.
by slweeb July 1, 2021
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Beowulf's Dragon

The third and final enemy of Beowulf, one of the earliest known works of fiction.A fire drake measuring 50 ft (15 m) long. The dragon guards a lair filled with piles of priceless treasure. Its heavy body blocks daylight from reaching the armor, goblets, jewels, coins, and golden swords it hoards deep in the cave. Whenever someone steals a golden cup from its lair, the dragon rampages through the countryside, burning every home in Geatland and terrifying villagers. Only Beowulf, King of the Geats, can stop the dragon.

Beowulf is armed with a magic sword and has an army to face the dragon. He strikes the dragon with his sword, but the blow glances off the beast's hide. The rest of his army flees but Wiglaf stays to help. He stabs the dragon in a vulnerable place and Beowulf slashes it through the middle, cutting the monster in two and ending its life.
Beowulf's Dragon is the first example of a fire-breathing dragon in literature.
by Nordicdragon June 28, 2018
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Invisible Dragon Handshake

This is when a fire I like on the other side of the house, and a person give a man a handy. No one can leave the house until climax is achieved, and the only lubrication to be used is Vick's Vaporub.
The only way for the Vantalord, and the council, can get out of this war is if they give an Invisible Dragon Handshake to the Rouge.
by nolabusch January 13, 2022
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trash dragon

A hoarder. An individual that for whatever reason acummulates a devastatingly deadly amount of shit and will ferociously protect their shit treasures from intruders. They will compact their shit trash into a trash throne upon which to rule their kingdom of rodents, pests, and various feral animals.
Me-"Do you want this rat pissed covered dog turd?"
TD- "I'm gonsta needs that"
Me-"What do you need this for ever?"
TD-"That's none of your business!"
Me-"Man. Don't be a trash dragon."
by oxoKIMCHEEoxo October 29, 2020
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