birdy pecking

When a female goes down on a mans penis but there heart not in it, she sucks for a second then stops , then repeats the process till finally admitting she doesn't like it

Don't ask Lisa for a bj, all she does is birdy pecking, so I made her head stay down there as I masterbated and shot my load in her face as punishment

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

the birdcatcher

object of obsessive envy. loquacious, very talkative or full of trivial conversation; articulate means expressing yourself easily or characterized by clear expressive language.

He speaks mellifluously like the birdcatcher.

by general census July 4, 2011

Birdminton

A game played in an inclosed area where blunt objects such as badminton rackets, tennis rackets, etc. are used to kill birds. The game is usually played in a garage or a large barn with many birds and several players. The use of flashlights and dogs is also permitted in most states with the exception of California, Rhode Island and Michigan.

"Those fucking sparrows shit all over my car again. I think it's time we play a little Birdminton."

by steviewonder February 3, 2009

Feed The Birds

Feed The Birds are a UK based anti prohibition activist group. They believe that by spreading hemp seeds in public places, any seeds that don't get eaten by the birds will grow into a plant capable of making a mockery of the unjust, hypocritical and absurd UK drug laws.

Feed The Birds hemp seed and they will love you forever.

by Elski M February 12, 2015

Redneck Birds

Massive amounts of airborne trash that fly around in the sky (commonly found at country music festivals), impersonating actual birds.

Dude 1: Dude do you see those birds?
Dude 2: Dude those aren't real birds, those are redneck birds!

by Durbo14 July 27, 2014

Guilty Birds

When you're up so late (normally due to impending deadline) that the dawn chorus starts, reminding you of how tired you're going to be the next day and making you feel guilty for leaving the work until the last minute

Ahhh man, i had to stay up so late to finish this work that the guilty birds were out, then i felt bad!!

by 9457read July 3, 2011

Wooden Birds

An abundance of clothes pins on an empty clothes line, resembling birds on a power line.

Hand me one of those wooden birds so I can close up that bag of chips.

by A WHITE GUY July 26, 2017