dankel pie

This is when you eat the best pie and you need to express it in a interesting way.

"Yo the other day my homie Daquan made me the best Dankel pie."

by Donthandmetheauxcord August 20, 2016

Moosie Pie

Performed when you have extremely explosive diarrhea;

Squat on top of a chick and spray her genitalia and the insides of her thighs and then squish her legs together, making a "Moosie Pie"

Last night Mark got good coverage on his moosie pie and coated Anna's legs!

by Sudoer October 25, 2010

punched pie

We somebody takes too many poppers to loosen their ass

John woke up and his ass looked like someone punched a family size pie
Punched pie

by Smwierdi November 5, 2020

Plunko Pie

The act of two men “plonking” their balls one on top of the other on some pastry crust. The men then jack each other off to create the sweetness of the pie.

Hey Jim, want to have a little slice of plunko pie?

by Penny Pong April 16, 2021

Apple pie vision

Innability to see what is in front of you.

Object is there but you can't recognize it.

The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.

The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.

by Brittlebear March 16, 2024

moon pie boy

a hottie mchotterson son of a bitch named viktor, he is the best person ever and is so hot and attractive

"omg moon pie boy spoke to me today"

"oh em gee!! you lucky mf. hes so fineeeee"

by Miellas fwend March 19, 2022

Ass pie

When you smear pizza on your girls asshole then lick it off

Last nights ass pie tasted like shit

by Douche god March 19, 2016