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WET DOUCHE

wet douche = when you cant describe someone , HAVE NO WORDS FOR THEM, ""a female in question"" who DID YOU WRONG (AND TOOK AWAY ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCTS) AND YOU WANNA MAKE THEM LOOK BAD, OR TALK SMACK ABOUT THEM IN PUBLIC, (TALKING SMACK / AKA TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEM) THIS FEMALE WHO DID YOU WRONG AND OR DESTROYED ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCOUNTS, YOU CALL THEM A ""WET DOUCHE"" - FOR FEMALES ONLY
SHE DELETED MY FUCKING ACCT BEHIND MY BACK , AND PISSED ME OFF, AND NOW I FUCKING HATE HER!! AND NOW SHES A WET DOUCHE
by lesser of 2 eviles September 2, 2015
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wet Willie job

Wetting your Willie and sticking it in her ear
My girl just gave me a wet Willie job.
by PoisonedSavage March 4, 2025
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no why are your hands wet

A typical question someone asks when your hands have a moisture or liquid on them
“No Why are your hands wet” “What do you mean” “Your hands are wet”
by StreakZus Christ May 18, 2023
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Wet Willy

When you are on the verge of finishing put your penis in her ear and cum.
I’ll give you a wet willy bitch.
by MacDaddy_99 May 28, 2018
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Swiffer wet jet

You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,
Person 1: “Your such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: “… are you high?”
by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023
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wet andy

the act of nutting in a girls mouth and scooping some out wit your finger then sticking it in her ear
1) did you and yo girl take it to the next level
2) fasho i gave her a wet andy last night

1) you nasty as hell
by dischargegulper420 August 13, 2025
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Wet Dream

When GeorgeNotFound shoves a squirt-gun up Dreamwastaken's anus. Usually used in FanFictions
I did the Wet Dream to my boyfriend last night.
by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023
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