Muffin Top

When a couple or two people are having sex and the receiver eats a muffin while the giver put their hands on the receiver's neck and chokes them. This causes the receiver to "double choke" as they are choking from the muffin and the giver's hands at the same time while receiving pleasure below.

"I was getting muffin topped during sex! Dammit Jon!"

by Selaphiel December 23, 2018

dry top

When one places their hand upon another’s bra and feels the fabric/material of which the bra is made from.

“I dry topped that beour, her fabric is very good quality”

by Cheeky thing January 15, 2019

Col-top

The literal embodiment of "put the cold ones on top" followed by dropping pizza rolls onto another plate loudly at 2AM.

Hey bro, if you're going downstairs; my family is sleeping so don't Col-Top.

by Gzilla25 June 16, 2018

Muffin top

A chick with a name like Jasper usually has a muffin top.

Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?

by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

Top

head

Dude she gives the best top.

by anonymous June 29, 2018

top jonny bananna

(1) Something done exceptionally well.
(2) An excellent person who’s done something fantastic.

Phrase recorded by 851.

He’s caught that criminal. Top Jonny Bananna.

That Ikea Cupbiard was put together in record time. Top Jonny Bananna.

by Matt 852md July 8, 2018

Dip- top

When your balls hang so low they dip in dirty toilet water

I sat on the toilet and dip- topped, my balls dipped in the toilet water

by Familyjwlz44 July 12, 2018