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pants

clothing that you wear on your legs. there are lots of kinds of pants. they are comfy and keep you warm in the spring. you can wear them all the time unless you're wearing a dress or a skirt or you just don't roll that way.
Person 1: I have to go put on my pants
Persin 2: Why aren't you wearing pants
Person 1: leaves
by notbarneystinson September 5, 2020
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Pant-Shitter

Old person, a geezer. A Geriatric who no longer can control their bowels
Sorry I took so long, The line up at the bank was full of Pant-Shitters taking their sweet time.
by Nolspe November 7, 2022
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Bilbo Brown Pants

A long dingleberry girl who wears long brown pants in an eternal tribute to Bilbo Baggins. Used to describe someone who often follows through and soils the clothing.
Mark is such a Bilbo Brown Pants, he's just messed himself again after chickpea soup
by Bobthe1st October 13, 2015
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pants on da ground

by LegenadryLegend21 December 28, 2016
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french pants

"French pants" mean a really sexy underwear that most french canadian wear. Only really lucky men have seen these type of delicate lingerie.

Can also mean smart sexy ass.
While travelling in Australia, Justin and Marty had both France pants but never get to see French pants. They went back to English Canada where woman still think France in the pants is fashionable...
by Dumurousse June 13, 2017
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Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010
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Waterproof pants

The type of pants recommended for a bunch of guys who party hard, drink a lot and may hit a pool party or lagoon style jam. It’ll be used to keep their junk from impregnating other girls by mistake, hence the waterproof necessity. Also good for rain.
Yo, these waterproof pants saved me from child support nuff times still.
by Pete442 June 11, 2018
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