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Unkaknown species

The unkaknown species squad exist only in the Pacific Northwest for now but you can spread it to know if someone is in the squad you must ask them to spell unkaknown but you must know the song... I be carrying unkaknown species all around the world I be carrying unkaknown species everywhere I go(clap clap clap) This message has been approved by the co-leader of the unkaknown species squad. Oh also if an unkaknown species squad member has turned on you they are suspended and are known as a cashew (cu-shEw)
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OG Special 

An over the pants hand job from your roommate’s sister
Hey Austin, last night I got an OG Special and now my dick is rubbed raw
OG Special by Bobhot69 November 29, 2018

Vancouver Special

A typical Vancouver person: non-commital, flakey, two faced, dishonest.
Kirk: how's Claudia doing with her new boyfriend?
Josh: oh, you know, he's a Vancouver Special. Nobody wants that.

Netflix Special 

An original Netlfix comedy special that only airs on Netflix or has been added to Netflix.
Have you watched Joeseph James Rogan's "Strange Times" Netflix Special it's great?

Worke Special 

When your principal leaves a little special sauce in the frosty fruit
“I can’t wait till Friday to get that Worke special
Worke Special by Beasty Bill December 17, 2018

Alley Special

The act of sticking both your nuts in each of the top finger holes of a bowling ball, whilst your dick penetrates the thumb hole; and then nutting on the ball so that the nut acts as an extra lubricant for pinpoint precision.
“Sir, please don’t stick your cock in our bowling ball there are children here.”

“Hey man, i’m just giving it the ol’ Alley Special!”

“Oh shit my bad dawg, yeah go for it.”
Alley Special by Dee-Dee Biafra January 1, 2019

Popey special 

3 minutes of mediocre coitus before the k kicks and he hits you with “ughhhh fuck I’m too ketted for this”
Her friend: “oh how was last night with that guy?”

Her: “eh, mediocre, he gave me the popey special
Popey: “popey sucksssss!”
Popey special by ShiftySAILOR January 28, 2019