Straight Up Bird Up

A fraise made by a long haired dip shit with autisim.

Like Straight up bird up my man

by Chosen_Undead September 24, 2023

straightsona

A gay person putting on a straight persona.

"that outfit looks like a straightsona"

by abcwhatdoyouwant September 30, 2023

Straight man energy

The worst type of energy that is exuded by cis-het men.

The straight man energy is speaking VOLUMES about you right now.

Get your straight man energy away from me!

by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023

Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.

Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.

by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023

Straight People Day October 29th

Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!

p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!

by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023

Straighter than a line

A term used to describe heterosexuals who are undoubtedly and fully heterosexual, showing not even the slightest trace of homosexuality or bisexuality

Person: Ayo, i got 100% straight on the gay test! I'm straighter than a line!

*He proceeds to make out with Lauren for 5 hours*

by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023

straight gay couple

A fictional queer couple depicted in a manner palatable to cishet audiences.

That ship is such a straight gay couple.

by seais4cookie October 31, 2023