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pussy chord

A combination of guitar chords bitches love. It's the pseudo-musical panty-remover. Oasis's 'Wonderwall' is an excellent example.

For those who like a challenge, the definition can be narrowed down to chords that specifically resonate at a vagina's natural frequency, causing intense orgasm :P
I'm gonna buy a guitar and in a week I'll play some pussy chords and get laid. Maybe I'll actually learn when I have time though.
by minagica July 11, 2010
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Pussy hours

The amount of time that a guys dick has been in a pussy or pussies added together and expressed in hours.
That guy's got 2 1/2 pussy hours.
by Judge dredd7 June 11, 2011
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Pussy suicide

When a broad decides to end up with an old dude. She is committing pussy suicide. She won't be able to enjoy other penises.
Omg Angela is only 24 years old and is almost dating this 45 year old guy. What a pussy suicide she is committing a pussy suicide.
by Ahberi nais October 16, 2012
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pussy wagon

At prom, I saw the pussy wagon dance by me.
by eymeh July 30, 2015
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Pussy grill

When you shove hot burning coal in her her vagina hole and keep it in thier and finger blast her while its in their and then shove gasoline in it
Bruh I gave that hoe a pussy grill and she was all like ahhhhhhh it buuuuurns
by Red_Cum_pussy_fart May 6, 2016
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pussy raisen

Dried up and unfortunately left behind chunk of blood from a menstraul cycle that resembles a raisen.
Sheila the bush bitch had a big fuckin' pussy raisen stuck in her pubies!!
or, perhaps,
Fuck! Did you see that pussy raisen lodged in Bessy's cooter in grandpa's home made porn?
by Heya Skummner March 1, 2004
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pussy schmuck

noun
1) One who is both an incompetent fool and a lily-livered coward... at the same time.
**It requires extraordinary talent to qualify as both a pussy and a schmuck.

2) Used to describe exceptionally moronic figures in history whose boneheaded decisions lead to the further cultural/political destruction of their nation, continent, or planet.
Namely, Louis XVI of France.

Alternate spellings:
pussy-schmuck is acceptable, but NEVER pussyschmuck.
Louis XVI was such a pussy schmuck. Not only was he oblivious to the events leading up to the French Revolution, but he tried to flee the country when the radicals took over the government.
by jiffy pop May 18, 2004
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