Penis Guilt

When you have sex with a woman, but have no intention of dating her at all. The actual guilt comes in when you encounter this random piece of ass much later, and while thinking of the sex, can;t think of anything to say. You walk away with a boner and a feeling in your stomach that your a horrible person.

"Damn dude, remember Danielle? I ran into her the other day out in front of Trader Joes, and she just kept going on and on, but i couldn;t get her to STFU. It was a serious moment of penis guilt.

What did you do?

Went inside, bought some malomars and went on with my day."

by MagusJ September 27, 2009

penis tricks

The act of using the penis and/or balls to form different animals or objects. Some common tricks are the goat, bat wing, rat brain, and bubble gum.

Want to see some penis tricks

by A-Dog69 February 28, 2014

minecraft penis

It is a thing in minecraft where you build a penis in minecraft with multiple materials

Guy 1: hey dude do u want to build a minecraft penis!
Guy 2: Nah do u know what those things are
Guy 1: YEP!
Guy 2: Ugh Fine I guess

by Jane Volturi November 10, 2018

penis cupcake

It's a penis that is baked and is covered in white frosting

Damn I wish I could have a penis cupcake right now.

by SpringBoard April 3, 2014

Tennis Penis

When you've taken viagra and it's been over four hours so you don't know what else to do with it.

Joel tends to suffer from Tennis Penis.

by BreastNectar65 January 22, 2012

penis patch

Viagra, monkey brains to help fellas get there willie up.

That kat needs a penis patch to rock that rumpapeel !!

by DUBBSKI August 14, 2006

Penis Topper

A good looking sexual partner that sits atop ones penis to spice it up a bit. Similar to grade school pencil toppers.

Damn man, I ran into my old penis topper the other week. I don't know why I threw that one away.

by Grover114 October 12, 2011