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care pie

Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.
"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"

"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "

"What did he do then? "

"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."

"Is bob mad about being care pied?"

"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019
mugGet the care piemug.

cartoon pie

You always fly to it when the smoke gets you
Cartoon pie always makes you fly
by XxTheIsis123xX May 26, 2021
mugGet the cartoon piemug.

Dirty Brazillian Pie

A pie that is made with various meats and farted on by two or more Brazilian girls.
Matt: Have you seen the those Brazillian Fart Porn videos?
Peter: Nah, but have YOU seen 4 men eating a dirty Brazillian pie?
by Bobby Rossy April 20, 2018
mugGet the Dirty Brazillian Piemug.

the meat pie

A term coined by Lord Aethelstan, "The Meat Pie" is when you take a fat shit, freeze it overnight, insert that frozen shit into a woman's vagina, and let it melt inside. You can also add "glaze" once "The Meat Pie" is completed.
A: ay mang yo girl fiiiiine
B: aha you know it gang, i'mma give that bitch some of "The Meat Pie" tonight
by guvnor1912 November 22, 2023
mugGet the the meat piemug.

pump-cream pie

When you're filling up your gas tank with the trigger locked, the tank fills full but some spills out because you filled her up too much. Often results in your car giving birth to Power Wheels™...
Billy busted a pump-cream pie on his car nine months ago, made his shoes smell like gas. Saw his car on MTV last week, looks like she's having Hot Wheels. What's wrong with kids these days.
by Micahtastrophe December 2, 2013
mugGet the pump-cream piemug.

pixie pie

She's ready to give up her pixie pie.
by DomiSalami May 16, 2017
mugGet the pixie piemug.

Oatmeal Cream Pie

I made cookies today and had a girl over and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.
by anonymous May 26, 2025
mugGet the Oatmeal Cream Piemug.

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