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God Damn, Gary!

When you find yourself in the presence of strangers and a simple “God damn” won’t do; “God damn, Gary!” is just the thing (All strangers are “Gary”)
God damn, Gary! That Brett Favre Can really chuck the ball!
by cwilly3 November 25, 2009
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zombie god

n00bs that try to be creative with the word "zomg" or OMG.
"i just got a new pc"
"is it good"?
"no?"
"ZOMBIE GOD"
by salvage March 11, 2007
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oh my god

2004: verbal fashion accessory used by the mindless. 2005: so over.
"Oh my god, like my ears are so numb from hearing some dumb-ass going 'oh my god' every five seconds."
by Molly Polo December 15, 2004
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gods waiting room

(n.) old people section of ft. lauderdale. AKA Tamarac.
all the damn cotton heads from gods waiting room drive too slow
by ViperTGB March 14, 2006
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god hates pudding

A group of individuals who believe that God hates all pudding and those whom allow pudding to exist ("Jello eaters"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of pudding, carrying signs stating that God hates pudding, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for pudding.

They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to pudding and "Jello eaters." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.

They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.

They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or doesn not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.

If God does in fact hate pudding, he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Hates pudding" shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.

I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates pudding" goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
God Hates Pudding is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their puddings funeral.
by Tant Lover November 18, 2006
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BC God Bud

The memorably-named God Bud rose from underground fame in Canada's medical pot community to international acclaim when BC Bud Depot debuted her as a commercial strain in 2004. Her heavy yields and strong effect have made BC God Bud an indica worthy of praise.

On the toke, BC God Bud delivers a musky, tropical flavor with herbal edges and hints of lavender, berry, and pine. The high is well balanced, a slight creeper with longlasting effects, starting with a calm, pleasant feeling and increasing to a more surreal, nearly hallucinogenic buzz. She is good for general pain relief and makes a pleasant nighttime smoke. Her innerspace high flourishes in calm environments rather than loud nightclubs or high-stress social encounters. The peace of BC God Bud unfolds in the garden or at the drawing table, and in the quiet hours before bed.
Woah dude! I just smoked some BC God Bud from BC Bud Depot and it blew me away!
by smokertoker July 30, 2010
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Unholy God Fuck

Noun - A huge fucking mess so massive that god himself wouldn't be able to sort it out. A great big clusterfuck of junk, garbage, bullshit or nonsense that someone has to clean up, but no one can.
What was the name of that unholy god fuck that totally destroyed new orleans?" "Oh yeah, Hurricane Katrina.
by LazerTazer November 8, 2010
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