David

He really wants ice cream

Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David

by Marker000 May 24, 2025

David

Someone whose knee bleeds everywhere they go. Whose knee will never heal. Someone whose knee will always permeate pain. Pins and needles of pain. Rotting wound

I hope David's knee gets worse and festers more.

by Pop Handler June 3, 2025

David Jurado

house player

Look at that David Jurado over there! Yeah he has no friends

by i am not seen. June 12, 2025

Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024

Doing a David

When somebody kicks a ball over a very tall fence several times per game

David is doing a David every Tuesday...

by TNF Definitions April 15, 2024

David Copperfield

A one night stand where one person leaves immediately afterwards and you never speak to them again.

"Once the final act was over he found his partner had disappeared. She had pulled a David Copperfield"

by Smudgegirl April 17, 2024

david aka fadedstories

Adorable bbe (I love you <3)

david aka fadedstories is a cute guy and is very adorable and cute!! <3

by Uranus:) April 18, 2024