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David

Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David
by Marker000 May 24, 2025
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David

Someone whose knee bleeds everywhere they go. Whose knee will never heal. Someone whose knee will always permeate pain. Pins and needles of pain. Rotting wound
I hope David's knee gets worse and festers more.
by Pop Handler June 3, 2025
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David Jurado

Look at that David Jurado over there! Yeah he has no friends
by i am not seen. June 12, 2025
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Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist
Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist
by Boba14 April 14, 2024
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Doing a David

When somebody kicks a ball over a very tall fence several times per game
David is doing a David every Tuesday...
by TNF Definitions April 15, 2024
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David Copperfield

A one night stand where one person leaves immediately afterwards and you never speak to them again.
"Once the final act was over he found his partner had disappeared. She had pulled a David Copperfield"
by Smudgegirl April 17, 2024
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david aka fadedstories

david aka fadedstories is a cute guy and is very adorable and cute!! <3
by Uranus:) April 18, 2024
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