Software Crackers

Beautiful people. Software crackers are those that in most cases produce cracks, keygens and patches for the latest and greatest proprietary software. They understand the risks and are aware they break the law, but they do so for the greater good, meaning programs such as Adobe Photoshop and Microsoft Office are available for torrent. One should always pay for software if given the chance, but... who's got £150+ for a digital office suite?

Software crackers mean that i can get all the software i need for my school coursework without having to fork out money i can't afford to do so.

Software Crackers by FirmWare July 18, 2009

posing for animal crackers 

It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.

Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?

posing for animal crackers by Lady NY February 4, 2017

crackelass 

to be crabby, moody or otherwise pain in the ass.

Wow, what a crackelass she is today.

crackelass by Greg Stoebner November 5, 2007

cracky tales 

the most unbelievable, fucked up tales and adventures that can only possibly take place when one is either lit up on some crack, or on a quest for the elusive mega hit. hence, CRACKY TALE

"... i was at the Spot and i was wearing sandals. and this motha fucka handed me some soap. he said, you touched it, you buyin it. i told him, fuck that shit ITS SOAP. i threw the shit on the floor and this motha fucka pulled out a machete. i started bookin it and ran outta my flip flops...."

to which you respond "cracky tales..."

or this one co-worker of mine who rides a bike with no seat on it who called in sick one day

"... i was downtown right, and i was drivin (this fucking crackhead rides a bike)...and this guy came up to me and tried to jack me with a serrated, blunt, knife. so i got out and 3 guys came outta no where.. all of a sudden there was this gun. so i ran away across the street and i wasnt lookin and got hit by a car."

cracky tales, cracky tales...

cracky tales by eatfordshtdodge January 7, 2008

Crackadon 

A person who uses illegal controlled substance routinely that can be.found in the wee hours of the morning seeking drugs. An addict out at the crack of dawn.

Me: damn bru what is that chick doing up so damn early for?

You: man that is a doped up crackadon. She's always out here at these hours looking for crumbs.

Crackadon by QueenyOmygodess March 28, 2017

cracker jack bitch 

A dumb white bitch. A white trashy woman. A woman that eats crumbs off the ground.

Look at that cracker jack bitch eating crumbs from the sidewalk.

Let's go before all the cracker jack bitches arrive.

cracker jack bitch by Dirt¥~Dog™ November 28, 2017

crackhead bobby 

A crackhead bobby is a meme which consists of a boy named bobby who does a lot of crack.

Its impossible to teach crackhead bobby to drive because he is always high

crackhead bobby by Boo Boo head May 8, 2018