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Chicken Schmuck 

He was such a Chicken Schmuck
Chicken Schmuck by SG1958 December 17, 2020

chicken mail stamps 

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.
chicken mail stamps by Hazza_P December 23, 2020

Chicken Fried 

Chicken Frying is a sexual act when you put barbecue sauce and pieces of fried chicken on your lips and surrounding areas and eat out your significant other. After eating out your significant other you say "That was finger licking good.".
Tom: "Hey Brad, I herd you went out with Ashley last night"
Brad: "Yeah, we went bacl to my place where I chicken fried her, it was finger licking good."
Chicken Fried by gatorboycolt January 7, 2021

Chicken nugget 

The most addictive thing in the universe. No mater what you do you’ll always addicted to chicken nuggets. THERE IS NO ESCAPE
Chicken nugget by Kaitotheking January 9, 2021

Chicken Nut

When a Male cannot reach full ejaculation.
“He be doing some chicken nut nonsense
Yeah, I think he can only chicken nut.”
Chicken Nut by Starwarsreina January 10, 2021

Chicken Stuffer 

the act of sticking a chickens head inside your sexual partners butthole, as the male proceed to stick your dick into the chicken, causing it to freak out inside of the person's ass.
Friend: how did you get your neighbours to shut up?
You: Simple, i gave them the Chicken Stuffer.