fuck no baby

when you and your friends are walking down the hall together

person 1: he got more bitches than you, fuck you talkin about
person 2 : FUCK NO BABYYY

by nonofurbusniess September 9, 2020

Madonna Baby

Usually a small child or infant bought from a third-world country typically by a gay man or gay couple to be used at parties and Sunday morning brunch as their latest fashion accessory.

Did you see Marc & Ceasar's new Madonna Baby? Fabu! I want one just like that, but in a lighter shade of brown.

by nathanjones July 12, 2009

Dust Baby

One having a father of an older age, usually in his 60's or higher at the time of birth. Usually only a product of an older father, seeing as females lose that ability many years previously.

Kid: My dad had me at 17, no wonder i had nothing

Kid2: Mine had me at 70, i got everything he had his whole life when i turned 18;D

Kid: was your mom a hoe or something? because your nothing more than a dust baby

Kid2: I know:(

by RCK3 September 23, 2012

the baby is you

a very poetic song, featuring how Dave was made pregnant, after calling up his friend, *it is hinted to be karkat.* and taught him a hundred ways to screw., specifically by awakening and having a baby tummy, shaped like a ball, then he was having a baby, but theirs a twist. The baby is John Egbert.

“hOlY sHiT mAn! MoThErFuCkIn’ DaVe Is HaViNg A bAbY!!hE gOt ScReW’d By KaRkAt!!!”
-most likely gamzee, figuring out his friend screwed Dave and he is having a baby.
knowing the baby is you.

by assholeburning January 22, 2022

Baby bear

Nickname given to the women who with bear your children . "Baby bear'er "

Husband : "I love you , baby bear"

by Sam710 December 5, 2018

Baby Gangbanger

An individual (often times a teenage male) that acts in an overtly bastardized parody of what they assume a gangster acts like, despite being of privileged origin. Much to the disdain of those around him.

"Laila needs to control her baby gangbanger ass boyfriend, he pretends to be hard but we all know he's a rich boy from the suburbs"

by trishlikesfish July 16, 2022

arse baby

A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby

most mackems are arse baby's

by harry clasper August 27, 2017