Brain churnder

A drug dealer. One who churns brains.

Hinge: We've run out of poppers, lube and cocaine again luv.
Bracket: No problem honey, I'll pop in to see the brain churnder on the way back from the Tool Box Sexpress.

by Smokin'Gee June 4, 2021

Brain spew

When ur brain suddenly remembers that thing it couldn't think of anywhere up to hours earlier and u can help but say it out loud and feel so much better for doing so!

I just had a brain spew! That guys name i couldnt remember that I gave a hand job to in church that day was andy!! Handy andy!

by Nalker nalker November 16, 2012

Brain Canser

For this canser you need a brain. No worry's for you

You have brain canser

by Tim van Weegberg May 9, 2018

Brain dead

A YouTuber named JEFF SWIFT.

Jake Dufner: stop filming me when you come to my house to “apologize” and be a friend and do it man to man
Jeff Swift: does it anyway
Jake dufner: bro your brain dead
All jakes fans: fucking absolutely retarted fat mamas boy.

God damn 😂

by Jakes dad June 9, 2019

Porn brain

The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.

"Bro, I tried to hook up last night but couldn't even get it up. I think I’ve got porn brain."

by docepsilon May 29, 2025

scattered brain

"'(FLAKE)'".

Scattered brain!

by Jetnosfreak September 7, 2018

brain stroke

WHEN URBAN DICTIONARY IS SO STUPID THE STUPITIDY YOUR BRAIN IS CONSUMING CAUSES YOU TO HAVE A STROKE IN YOUR BRAIN

GRAY WAS READING URBAN DICTIONARY AND HAD A BRAIN STROKE

by UHdjjfkbihfce September 7, 2021