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Salami cream pie

The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.
Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.
by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021
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Lufkin Mud Pie

When a Male ejaculates fiercely and ends up Sharting
Justin and Courtney were going at it and he ended up getting a Lufkin Mud pie.
by jjdamilkman November 10, 2022
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Pork pie helmet

When you stand over a person who is sitting and stretch your scrotum across their forehead
And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet
by THE IRON HIPPIE December 2, 2021
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cottage pie

Intimate act performed by two uncircumcised men of any sexuality (if you are wearing socks, it's not gay).
The first man pulls his foreskin back as far as possible, while the second pushes his as forward as possible, over the first guy's head and shaft of his penis (this process is very similar to docking). The two men then take any measure possible to mix their smegma together, and then - if desired - eat it.
Person A: "You know what that wack dude Josh did?"
Person B: "Yeah bro I heard he and George made a cottage pie yesterday"
by mortalmanfr February 9, 2025
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falsie un pie

No puedo salir, me falsie un pie.
by Usernet3218 December 29, 2024
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grabbin another slice of pie

To cheat on your girlfriend and have sex with another woman.
John: Yo, Jimmy's legit and grabbed another slice of pie at the party last night.

Fabio: Fuck ya. Grabbin another slice of pie is the shit.
by DANisAWESOME February 1, 2009
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Schepers' Pie

The act of eating one's own cream pie out of a woman's anus, especially but not limited to when there are undigested vegetables such as corn, carrots, peas, etc. present in the anal cream pie.
Damn dude, she was so freaky, we even tried a Schepers' Pie
by Mercedes-Benz over June 13, 2025
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